|A Parcel from DOOMWATCH!|
|A curious white powder inside the packaging...|
WARNINGTHE FOLLOWING REPORT IS FICTIONAL....
However, I must complain that my copy has been intercepted by a mad scientist and laced with Anthrax. Silly me, thought it was a sample of the original washing powder produced by the Drummond Group and smelt it. I was quickly overcome with a Fever and needed medical attention. Luckily, I realised that Dr Ridge has obviously been welding again and gone crazy (you'd think he'd learnt from the first time), so I went straight down A&E and now after treatment I'm going to be OK now. I believe that no other copies have been affected in this manner and a warrant for Dr. Ridge's arrest has once again been issued.
|A warning to Mr Burditt|